What programs/ptogramming languages do you know?

Hey there everyone!  I'm curious to know what programming languages you know, what game creation software you know/used, and how long you've known them.  I'll start off:

Languages:
- TI-Basic, 9 years
- Java - 1 year
- Java3D - 6 months
- Javascript/Unityscript - 2 months
- C# - 2 months
- RGSS2 - 5 years
- RGSS3 - 2 months

Programs:
- RM2K - 8 years
- RM2k3 - 8 years
- RMXP - 4 years
- RMVX - 4 years
- RMVX Ace - 2 months
- Unity - 2 months

I don't mean to brag but in C# I can output text to the console.

Objective-C for 1 and half year

I don't mean to brag but in C# I can output text to the console.

Lol.

sadly I only know as3. But not very good at it. But I do remembe the first code I ever wrote on the Commodore 64.

10 print "hello world";
20 goto 10;
Run

No semicolons, jaybdemented 

(Basic [tons of different versions starting from the early 80's], Newton Script, JavaScript, Objective-C, Java / Groovy)

HTML 8 Months
Javascript 5 months
CSS3 7 Months

Pseudocode+Google>All

AS1 + 2 + 3 = 15 years
PHP = only when needed
MySQL = only when needed