American Football

But what is worse than 67 minutes of watching players "standing around" maybe picking their noses or scratching un-named parts?

domestic violence

I don't mean this is a perverted way, but I'd rather watch 67 minutes of "scratching un-named parts" than watching weak drunk Europeans running back and forth after a ball for 2 hours and 10 minutes. https://www.google.com/#q=How+long+is+the+average+soccer+game .
Is that a sport?
Football may have less play time, but it has so much more action. It amazes me that a sport like soccer can be as repetitive as it is. They just run back and forth chancing the ball, and after 10 minutes of chasing the ball, drop on the ground crying about how soar they are. 

 

 
 

There is so much for me to voice my opinion on here but it is rather strong so I'll restrain myself to just saying this. Of the people I know, over half spend hours upon hours playing football games and watching football (soccer for Americans)

cant really get into the game, not sure what happening since everything doing different thing half the time but scoring is epic :B but commercial is the best part for me, lol

I don't know what commericals are.

The proof is in the pudding. Please stop hating on FACTS.

I don't mean this is a perverted way, but I'd rather watch 67 minutes of "scratching un-named parts" than watching weak drunk Europeans running back and forth after a ball for 2 hours and 10 minutes.....They just run back and forth chancing the ball, and after 10 minutes of chasing the ball, drop on the ground crying about how soar they are.
 

"...about how soar they are" Really? SOAR? An eagle can SOAR, a Glider SOARs, a player is SORE and so am I for this abuse of the language and spelling.

And you are selfish when you say Europeans. What you mean is the WHOLE world except the North Americans, who are interested in football. That is about > 97 % of the world's population.

Hey, hey, I made this thread to make fun of football. Let's keep the making fun of stuff civil.

edit: I mean, uh, football rocks! Go Patriarchs!

Should've read the pie chart.

suddenly, we're making fun of pie :9

Gaelic football is the best.

I watch it for the cheerleaders and the funny commercials. Oh and the coffee table piled with food, that too.

Other than that I strongly dislike most sports. Never been a fan, however, and I don't know if everyone would consider it a sport but I do love paintball. Just something about running around in the woods like a mad man shooting your friends with pink balls of pain just really satisfies me. Maybe it's the adrenaline? Or maybe I just like shooting people.

I don't mean this is a perverted way, but I'd rather watch 67 minutes of "scratching un-named parts" than watching weak drunk Europeans running back and forth after a ball for 2 hours and 10 minutes.....They just run back and forth chancing the ball, and after 10 minutes of chasing the ball, drop on the ground crying about how soar they are.
 

"...about how soar they are" Really? SOAR? An eagle can SOAR, a Glider SOARs, a player is SORE and so am I for this abuse of the language and spelling.

And you are selfish when you say Europeans. What you mean is the WHOLE world except the North Americans, who are interested in football. That is about > 97 % of the world's population.

North America has only 3% of the earths population?  I'm sorry, but that's sounds stupider "Yes, its a word" than me misspelling  sore.  Sorry to burst your bubble, but North America makes up a lot more than 3% of the population.  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/World_population .

Soccer is largely a European sport, it is popular is Asia also, but Europe is where it is the largest. So stereotyping soccer to Europeans its that "Selfish?" (Why did you word that selfish?).

My eyes are SORE from reading this ignorant hypocrisy and uniformed babbling.


@Max
I love running around the woods with a gun like a madman. Paintball is the best sport (It has a league so I count it a sport) Ever!