If an intruder enters your home how would you react?

You can add or replace intruder with trespasser and you with anyone else.


I would possibly call 911 to report the intruder.

Depends.
If I am hungry at that moment, I would eat the intruder.
But if I feel like riding at that moment, then I would ride on the intruder.
But, if at that moment I feel like playing soccer, then I would kick the intruder, making him roll on the floor.

I like the way LIBERADO thinks.

I might play with the intruder.